Archive for March, 2006

noong mga bata pa tayo?!!!!

Friday, March 31st, 2006

"Ito ang mga huling taon ng dekada ‘80 at ang mga
unang taon ng dekada ‘90. Ito ang panahong uso pa
ang makiuso. Kung ginagaya mo ang style ng mga
artista, hindi ka tatawaging jologs. Ito ang
panahong tapos na ang martial law, pero malayo pa
ang new millennium. Hindi pa high-tech pero di
naman
old fashioned. Saktong-sakto lang!

Ito ang panahon natin. Pero pano mo malalaman
kung
kabilang ka sa henerasyong ito? Narito ang
listahan
na makapagpapatunay if you’re one of us. R U?

1. Paborito mong panoorin ang Shaider, Bio-man,
Maskman, Mask Rider Black, Machine Man at kung
ano-anong TV sitcom ng Japan na isinalin sa
Tagalog.
Break muna sa mga laro kapag alas singko na ng
hapon
tuwing Sabado dahil panahon na para sa superhero
marathon.

2. Alam mo ang jingle ng Nano-Nano. (isang
kending
lasang champoy)

3. Nanood ka ng Takeshi’s Castle at naniwala kang
si
Anjo Yll ana talaga si Takeshi at si Smokey
Manaloto
ang kanyang alalay. (Pinagiisipan mo - pano sila
lumalaban sa final challenge na parang nakasakay
sila sa isang bumpcar at nagbabarilan sila gamit
ang
water gun gayong sa Japan ginagawa yun eh taga
Pilipinas sila?)

4. Alam mo ang pa-contest ng Kool 106 na
uulit-ulitin mong bigkasin ang "Kool 106, Kool
106"
hanggang maubusan ka ng hininga.

5. Naglaro ka ng Shake-Shake Shampoo,
Monkey-Monkey-Annabelle, prikidam 123,
Langit-Lupa-Impyerno, Syato, Luksong-Tinik,
Luksong-Baka, 10-20 at kung ano-ano pang larong
nakakapagod.

6. Pumunta ang mga tag! a- MILO sa skul niyo at
namigay sila ng samples na nakalagay sa plastic
cup
na kasing laki nung sa maliit na ice cream. (at
nagtaka ka, bakit hindi ganito ang lasa ng MILO
kapag tinitimpla ko sa bahay namin?)

7. May malaking away ang mga METAL (mga punks na
naka itim) at mga HIPHOP (mga t aong naka
maluwang na
puruntong na kahit Makita na ang dalawang
bundok.)
Nag-aabangan sa mall na may dalang baseball bat
at
kung anu-ano pang mga sandata. Sikat ang
kasabihang
"PUNKS NOT DEAD!" pero kung gusto mong mag play
safe, pwede mong tawagin ang sarili mong HIPTAL.

8. Alam mo ang universal uwian song na "Uwian
na!"
na kinakanta sa tono na parang doon sa
kinakasal.

9. Nagpauto ka sa Batibot pero hindi sa ATBP.

10. Nakipag-away ka para makapaglaro ng brick
game.
(hi-tech na yun noon)

11. Ang "text" noon ay mga 1"x1.5" na karton na
may
mga drawing ng pelikulang pinoy. (at may dialog
pa!)

12. Dalawa lang ang todong sumikat na wrestler,
si
Hulk Hogan at si Ultimate Warrior. Naniwala ka
rin
na namatay si Ultimate Warrior nang buhatin niya
si
Andre d’ Giant dahil pumutok ang mga ugat niya
sa
muscle.

13. Nagsayaw ka ng running man at kung anu-anong
dance steps na nakapagpamukha sa’yong tanga sa
saliw
na kantang Ice Ice Baby, Wiggle It, Pray at
Can’t
Touch This.

14. Hindi ka gaanong mahilig sa That’s
Entertainment
at pinapanood mo lang ito tuwing Sabado kung
saan
nagpapagandahan ng production numbers ang Monday
hanggang Friday group. (at badtrip ka sa
Wednesday
group dahil pinakabaduy lagi ang performance
nila!)

15. Napaligaya ka ng maraming pinoy bands tulad
ng
Yano, Rivermaya, Grin Department, Tropical
Depression, The Teeth, The Youth, After Image,
Orient Pearl, The Dawn, Alamid, Wolfgang, at ang
sikat na sikat na Eraserheads. (at aminin mong
nakinig ka ng Siakol!)

16. Kilala mo ang Smokey Mountain, (first and
second
generation)

17. Hindi pa uso noon ang sapatos na may gulong.
Noon, astig ka kapag umiilaw ang swelas ng
sapatos
mo tuwing ia-apak mo ito. Tinawag rin
itong "Migh ty
Kid"

18. Kung lalaki ka, sikat na sikat sa’yo ang mga
larong text, jolens, dampa (mga unang anyo ng
pustahan), saranggola at ang dakilang manika
niyo ay
si GI-JOE with alipores.

19. Kung babae ka naman, ang mga laro mo with
you’re
girlfriends ay luto-lutuan, bahay-bahayan,
doktor-doktoran, at kung anu-ano pang
pagkukunwari .
ang dakilang manika mo ay si Barbie. (Sikat ka
kung
meron kang bahay, kotse at kabaong ni Barbie.)

20. Naniwala kang original ang isang cap kapag
may
walong tahi sa visor nito.

21. Swerte ka kapag panghapon ka dahil
masusubaybayan mo ang mga kapanapanabik na
kaganapan
sa mga paborito mong cartoon shows tuwing umaga
tulad ng Cedie, Sarah, at Dog of Landers a.k.a.
Nelo. (Hindi ka ba nagtataka na sa lahat ng mga
bida
sa cartoons na ito, si Nelo lang ang di yumaman
at
namatay pa ng maaga)

22. Alam mo ang ibig sabihin ng "TIME FI RST!"

Bakit kaya ganon? Kahit sang lupalop ka ng
Pilipinas
naroon, eh nakaka-relate ka sa mga pinagsasasabi
ko.
Siguro’y dahil wala pang cable at kakaunti lang
ang
pagpipiliang channels kaya parepareho tayo ng
pinapanood. Maaaring wala pang playstation kaya
kung
anu-ano na lang ang naiimbentong laro na pwedeng
gawin sa kalsada o sa isang bakanteng lote. Pero
kung ano man ang dahilan sa pagkaparepareho natin
ng
karanasan, masaya na rin akong naging bata ako sa
panahong ito. Masarap alalahanin at balik-
balikan.
Di ba?"

23. Cool ka kapag may hood ang likod ng tshirt mo
(na hindi mo ever nilagay sa ulunan mo kahit
umuulan).

some people love summer….

Sunday, March 26th, 2006

Summer

I love summer! Summer is hot.
It’s sun and shade.
It’s water to wade.
It’s frogs and bugs.
It’s grass for rugs.
It’s eating outside.
It’s a tree-swing ride.
It’s tomatoes and corn.
It’s dew in the morn.
It’s dogs and boys
And lots of noise.
It’s a hot sunny sky.
It’s summer. That’s why…..
I love summer.

-adapted….

The heart of kandrakar says…

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

Generally, it’s a good idea to entrust our secrets to people we already know well; who are good listeners, and know not to interrupt; who dont pass judgement before hearing all the facts; who treats others with fairness; and who dont feel the need to attract attention to themselves by blabbing our secrets to others.

Sometimes, people we’ve just met inspire our trust right the bat, but remember: A BIT OF CAUTION IS ALWAYS BEST IN THE BEGINNING…

bEEp hahaha?!!!!!

Sunday, March 12th, 2006

bEEp by Pussycat Dolls and will i am…

Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha

[Will.I.Am]
It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking your…
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…

[PCD]
I don’t give a…
Keep looking at my…
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Every boy’s the same
Since I been in the seventh grade
They been trying to get with me
Trying to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
They always got a plan
To be my one and only man
Want to hold me with their hands
Want to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
I keep turning them down
But, they always come around
Asking me to go around
That’s not the way it’s going down

‘Cause they only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah

[Will.I.Am]
It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking your…
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…

[PCD]
I don’t give a…
Keep looking at my…
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

You didn’t know that no
Don’t mean yes, it means no
So just hold up, wait a minute
Let me put my two cents in it
One, just be patient
Don’t be rushing
Like you’re anxious
And two, oh just two us
So try to get your (Ahh)

Do you know that I know?
And I don’t want to go there

Only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah

[Will.I.Am]
It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking your…
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…

[PCD]
I don’t give a…
Keep looking at my…
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

[Will.I.Am]
Boomp-boomp, Omp-omp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
Boomp-boomp, Omp-omp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
[Repeated]

[PCD]
Ooh, you’ve got it bad I can tell
You want it bad, but oh well
Dude, what you got for me
Is something I
Something I don’t need
Oh!

[Will.I.Am]
It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking your…
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…

[PCD]
I don’t give a…
Keep looking at my…
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

[Will.I.Am]
It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking your…
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…

[PCD]
I don’t give a…
Keep looking at my…
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha